Rally Chicken Climbs A Tree

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader) 02/19/2016 at 00:04 • Filed to: Rally Chicken, Puffalopnik, Puffalump, Puffposite Lock, chicken, Mazda, trees

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Also, Rally Chicken is adorable.

CB > Stef Schrader 02/19/2016 at 00:07

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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it’s a chicken?

Also, what is that a fleet of back there? Are you doing some sweet corporate-sponsored ice driving shenanigans?

DrJohannVegas > Stef Schrader 02/19/2016 at 00:08

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AND A PARTRIDGEEEE IN A PEARRRRR TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

> passes out from the whiskey

CTSenVy > Stef Schrader 02/19/2016 at 00:16

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Are those Cadillacs in the background?

Wheelerguy > Stef Schrader 02/19/2016 at 00:16

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Stef, dammit, you stole my thunder again.

Stef Schrader > CB 02/19/2016 at 00:20

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Chicken looks like a chicken, because she’s a chicken.

Yep. Mazdas.

Stef Schrader > CTSenVy 02/19/2016 at 00:20

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Mazdas.

RallyWrench > Stef Schrader 02/19/2016 at 00:24

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I, for one, was not aware that ducks were climbers. Which can only mean one thing... this poor duck has been stranded atop a tree by some callous PR rep in the midst of winter’s fury! SAVE THE DUCK!! ALSO SAVE THE NISSANS OR WHATEVER THOSE ARE BUT NOT THE ONES THAT ARE UGLY OR HAVE CVTs OH WAIT THAT'S ALL OF THEM JUST SAVE THE DAMN DUCK AND RUN!

CTSenVy > Stef Schrader 02/19/2016 at 00:28

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Ahh, I was hoping you got to thrash around some ATS in the snow on GM’s dime. Altough Mazda probably makes some fun unintended snowmobiles too.

DrJohannVegas > Stef Schrader 02/19/2016 at 00:34

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It’s clear as black and white that that is a duck.

nerd_racing > Stef Schrader 02/19/2016 at 08:29

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How were the mazdas in the snow?? My Mazda 2 wasn’t a very good snow machine, even with studs...

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Stef Schrader 02/19/2016 at 09:33

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Poor duck looks terrified stuck up there in the top of that tree.

Stef Schrader > CTSenVy 02/19/2016 at 10:36

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Miata + snow tires = winning at car. Seriously.

Stef Schrader > RallyWrench 02/19/2016 at 10:36

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SAVE THE PARSH!!1! (Actually, these were Mazdas. But SAVE THE PARSH!!1! anyway. Too many stories of dinged-up, on-fire Porsches this month.)

Ducks can’t climb trees, AFAIK. This is a chicken.

Stef Schrader > nerd_racing 02/19/2016 at 10:37

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Pretty awesome. The Miata was butt-happy, but the others we tested out were AWD, and they were pretty easy to control.

Stef Schrader > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 02/19/2016 at 10:38

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That’s totally not a duck.

Stef Schrader > DrJohannVegas 02/19/2016 at 10:38

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Nope. Also, Rally Chicken is yellow.

Stef Schrader > Wheelerguy 02/19/2016 at 10:38

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?

Wheelerguy > Stef Schrader 02/19/2016 at 10:52

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This and this , but mostly the former.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Stef Schrader 02/19/2016 at 11:02

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If it was a chicken it wouldn’t be terrified of being stuck in a tree. Look at it, it can’t get a grip with its duck feet and is clinging for dear life with its wings.

Justin Hughes > Stef Schrader 02/19/2016 at 13:25

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1000% agree! I've won a few ice racing trophies this way. Duck would agree.

Stef Schrader > Wheelerguy 02/19/2016 at 21:49

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Nah, Puff pics don’t steal thunder. Not posting things when people are awake, however...

Stef Schrader > Justin Hughes 02/19/2016 at 23:24

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Rally *Chicken* thought it was cool.

(Literally cool. Top was down. This may have contributed to my eventual pneumonia.)

Stef Schrader > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 02/19/2016 at 23:26

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She’s chillin’ just fine. Her feet are that wide to accommodate the Puffalump logo.

Justin Hughes > Stef Schrader 02/20/2016 at 09:42

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A word of advice: If you’re going to spin out into a 360 at speed on snow/ice with the top down, be sure to roll up your window first. The snow/ice sprayed up by the tires will smack you in the face and hurt and stuff. Ask me how I know!

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Stef Schrader 02/20/2016 at 09:51

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But chickens have talons that could hold on to a branch. That is clearly a duck foot with a tattoo.

Stef Schrader > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 04/27/2016 at 06:16

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No. She’s a chicken!